Basic Girl Can’t Fathom World Without Wanderlust

LAFAYETTE, CO – 20-year-old Autumn Appleby woke up in the middle of the night breathing heavily and covered in sweat. She had just experienced her worst nightmare in years. She looked over to her nightstand timidly. After seeing her $1,500 Nikon DSLR camera (that she keeps on auto-settings at all times) she let out a sigh…

Heavenly Father Reveals the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hershel

EVERYWHERE–Hallelujah.  In an unlikely turn of events,  sources confirm that God, our Lord and Savior, Creator of All Things, released a statement on Tuesday explaining that the H in his son’s name stands for Hershel. “It seems that in the midst of a heated swear-off or driving a point home, my children use Jesus’s middle initial.…

11 Things You Still Don’t Know About Alexander Hamilton

This past year gave way for one of most revered pieces of art in recent history: the Broadway sensation Hamilton.   The show illustrates the life and career of Alexander Hamilton, a founding father and genius who helped sculpt the United States into what it is today through his tenacious mentality and obsession with his own legacy.…

Man With the Incompetence of Joey and the Infertility of Chandler Torn Over Which Friends Character He Would Be

Gulp. Upon listening to his outspoken buddy rave about how much he identifies with the geeky, sensitive paleontologist Ross from the hit show Friends, Casey Fink knew exactly where this was going. “I just love how snarky he can be, I totally love when he gets all squeaky-voiced.  Pivot! PIVOT! That’s so me, I’m literally Ross. But enough about…