Man With the Incompetence of Joey and the Infertility of Chandler Torn Over Which Friends Character He Would Be

Gulp. Upon listening to his outspoken buddy rave about how much he identifies with the geeky, sensitive paleontologist Ross from the hit show Friends, Casey Fink knew exactly where this was going. “I just love how snarky he can be, I totally love when he gets all squeaky-voiced.  Pivot! PIVOT! That’s so me, I’m literally Ross. But enough about…

The 5 Hottest College Spring Break Destinations: 2017 Edition

In the weeks approaching spring break each year, college students spend countless hours conducting research before finally choosing the ultimate week-long party destinations. This decision-making process is extensive and many different factors must be taken into account including: amenities, price, crime index, and accessibility to opiates. We understand how much of a burden this decision…

Top 5 Valentine’s Day Gifts For That Special Someone

The annual feast of Saint Valentine approaches ladies and gentleman, and if you have a significant other that you genuinely care about you’ve probably already purchased, created, and bedazzled a heartfelt gift for that person. If you’re part of the other 90% of the population stuck in a half-assed and doomed relationship you likely haven’t…

Eight Tips on How to Avoid Strokes

Trigger warning: strokes, Seth Rogen Strokes; you either love ’em, or you’ve been damaged enough by a stroke-related family trauma to not see their hilarity. Personally, I find myself holding back a juvenile chuckle every time a stranger spews gibberish and keels over from failing to deliver enough oxygen and vital nutrients to their brain tissue. That’s Seth…