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I Grew My Nipples 4 Inches With This One Weird Trick

Doctors hate him!

By eating dragon fruit three times a day and chanting the hymn of the great Sean Hannity, I have extended my nipples by over four inches in under two weeks!!!

Step 1: Eat dragon fruit

Step 2: Chant “Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi” into a mirror. Sean Hannity will appear.

Step 3: Use a Dirt Devil® detachable vacuum hose to really go to town on those nips.

Amazing! Three simple steps, two weeks, and four inches added to your nipples!

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