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BREAKING: California Wildfire Spreading Like Wildfire

Santa Rosa, CA — Due to unforeseen dryness and extreme winds developing in Northern California this morning, it has been confirmed that California wildfires are spreading like wildfire.  Head of Santa Rosa Department of Natural Resources, Evan Caldwell, commented “This is certainly a devastating time, especially for those who have suffered directly from this natural disaster.  Let us all recognize the damage this has caused unto many communities here in California.  We ask that everyone send thoughts and prayers for those affected, and please don’t make light of this for comical gain.  The joke is probably in terrible taste.”

 

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