Clinton Blames Election Loss On Zodiac Sign

After somehow managing to lose the 2016 presidential election to a neanderthal with daddy issues, candidate Hillary Clinton has started to re-emerge into the public eye. In a recent interview at the Women for Women International forum, Clinton claimed to take “absolute personal responsibility” for her election loss before matter-of-factly referring to her “unfortunate horoscope reading…

Top 5 Extreme Segway Tricks

To celebrate the 17.77th year anniversary of the innovation that changed the world forever, we’ve compiled a list of the gnarliest tricks ever witnessed in competitive segwaying.