Plot Twist: Harry Gets Sorted into Hufflepuff, Shoots Heroin

HOGWARTS — After weeks of anxiously awaiting the Hogwarts sorting ceremony, young Harry Potter was elated to finally be in the great hall awaiting that glorious moment. “My mum told me if I get put into Hufflepuff I might as well just kill myself. I reckon she was only half-joking. Both parents were Ravenclaw so…