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Top 5 Valentine’s Day Gifts For That Special Someone

The annual feast of Saint Valentine approaches ladies and gentleman, and if you have a significant other that you genuinely care about you’ve probably already purchased, created, and bedazzled a heartfelt gift for that person.

If you’re part of the other 90% of the population stuck in a half-assed and doomed relationship you likely haven’t put much thought or effort into that gift. Don’t panic just yet friends; we’ve taken it upon ourselves to find five affordable and heartwarming gifts that will spruce up any relationship.

5. Clay Pigeons

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Pick up a 90 count box of clay targets to get yourselves in the mood! Spend a lovely afternoon in a muddy field shooting pigeons to unravel some of that pent up relationship angst.

4. Band-Aids

Gift your love interest a box of band-aids and maybe stick a cute homemade note in there. Something along the lines of “Babe, these band-aids will metaphorically patch all of the emotional damage we inflict on each other” should get you laid easily.

3. $5 White Castle Gift Card

Nothing says “I love you” like the dollar value of three and a half original sliders from the castle! If you feel like getting flashy grab a nice white envelope for the card.

2. Runescape Membership

This one is always a home run for me. With a premium membership your significant other will unlock a plethora of spells, quests, lands to explore, and more! I know what you’re thinking. What if they don’t play Runescape? Dump them immediately.

1. Smashmouth Poster

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Want some spicy decor for the bedroom to get things nice and moist? Put the “x” in “sex” with a 16 x 24″ poster of Shrek’s favorite band smiling down at you as you do the dirty.

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