The 5 Hottest College Spring Break Destinations: 2017 Edition

In the weeks approaching spring break each year, college students spend countless hours conducting research before finally choosing the ultimate week-long party destinations. This decision-making process is extensive and many different factors must be taken into account including: amenities, price, crime index, and accessibility to opiates. We understand how much of a burden this decision…

Top 5 Valentine’s Day Gifts For That Special Someone

The annual feast of Saint Valentine approaches ladies and gentleman, and if you have a significant other that you genuinely care about you’ve probably already purchased, created, and bedazzled a heartfelt gift for that person. If you’re part of the other 90% of the population stuck in a half-assed and doomed relationship you likely haven’t…

Eight Tips on How to Avoid Strokes

Trigger warning: strokes, Seth Rogen Strokes; you either love ’em, or you’ve been damaged enough by a stroke-related family trauma to not see their hilarity. Personally, I find myself holding back a juvenile chuckle every time a stranger spews gibberish and keels over from failing to deliver enough oxygen and vital nutrients to their brain tissue. That’s Seth…